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from Diesel

Sea Hunter — Wed, 19 Oct 2016 07:42:16 +0000

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and creaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

fr0m Diesel's Slightlty Dirty Jokes

Sea Hunter — Sat, 16 Jan 2016 09:59:47 +0000

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up." The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!

Independent Order of Odd Fellows

Sea Hunter — Sat, 16 Jan 2016 09:37:27 +0000

Thank You Beaver Brook Lodge #36 of Independent Order of Odd Fellows Being a 48 year member of the IOOF helped with # 22. Every Best O' North East (BONE) treasure weekend and now week was a problem, which had to be solved. #22 was a bit more difficult without cooks for our banquets,. Jeannie had a injury and Dennis would be out of country until late Saturday night. Thank goodness for my lodge brother Mike Athanasopoulos who found Carmen Lower to cook the “all you can eat” Roast pork Friday night banquet and volunteered to do the prime rib banquet for $15.00 each. Everything & everyone was perfect. Other important volunteer helpers were the kichen help, great meal and service, huntmaster Brian Thomas & our security agent Howard Johnson and my right hand man Dominic Geraci. Thank you Joe Audette, Logan Thomas, Steve Baldwin, Brandon Stewart, Chris Redmond, CT Todd, George Brooks, Henry , Chris, Jason, Bill & Barbara Barker & their clan, Nutmeg Treasure Hunters & MA GPAA. A big THANK You to Grand View Farm and Kenneth Geraghty for lrtting us have our best ever natural hunts. Ihank you to Mel & Barbara Sanders $300 donation and Lynn Merritt for selling most raffle tickets.. At banquets Nigel, Dominic, Julio, Dennis & Howard raised over $900 for expenses with silver dollar raffles. Sat night $420 was most ever taken in on a silver dollar raffle.. BONE use to donate a $500.a year to St Jude Hospital and now its donates at least 3 times as much. We also donate to the Wounded Warriors and the Dublin Christian Academy.. Carmen Lower never cooked for more then 40 people and we were 50+ The volunteer kitchen staff enjoyed working with Carmen and Mike Athanapolus who cooked and served the Hall of fame Prime Rib banquet were excellent. Without our usual cooking staff and fill in cooks all was excellent Thank you to to Joe Audette of Greenfield, MA who delivered the food to banquet and did all that was necessary to make the meals happen> he also worked the kitchen both nights and washed the pots and pans.

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a few fav photos while detecting

Anonymous — Wed, 02 Sep 2015 17:24:06 +0000

These are a few of my personnal favs . Taken while digging! Enjoy! The "Dingle" as locals know it is actually named after Sir Stanford Fleming (worth a Google) This is Lake Banook which was lowered for the World Paddling Championships. Was a field day! The popular beach in my home town of Hubbards! This was "Laddie" who stole my glove and heart on a dig on Graves Island with Navy Davy in the background. This is the place we code named "Flying Bra Island" after we found the registration office covered in bras!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Winter time on the Banook which shows the juding stand....Mister Man the water was cold that day! Butt deep in the drink at Dollar Lake which boasts the largest snapping turtle in Atlantic Canada! Totally blitzed at the resort in the Dominican Rep after finding a few gold rings! Richard from the Weekend Wandrs in the Uk with his pets hanging off his chest! Billie "Two Rubbers" relaxing after a hard days digging! Mick from Mich, Steve O and Greg at the Christian Metal Detecting Forum Hunt in Munroe Mich! Friend and my mate Jim at a rally in the UK!

photos taken while digging

Anonymous — Wed, 02 Sep 2015 17:12:59 +0000

Nice catch!!!

Anonymous — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 13:56:09 +0000

For those that watched the Red Sox game last night, that was my son that caught the foul ball. I didn't watch the game, or talked to him yet, but I'm sure he must be pretty excited. http://mlb.mlb.com/shared/video/embed/embed.html?width=400&height=254&content_id=390667283

Active again

Anonymous — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 17:49:11 +0000

Thanks to our webmaster Ron, I am on line again. I don't know what happened, but I'm happy to be back. Thank you Ron. Hope to get out detecting soon and make some finds to post. Been pretty busy lately. Tomorrow, going salmon & lake trout fishing with a buddy. I got the boat all set up, hooked up and ready to go. Hope to have some fresh grilled salmon for supper tomorrow. :D

Aug 9 Chilli, hot dogs, shared picnic and a 500+ silvers metal detector hunt

Sea Hunter — Fri, 10 Jul 2015 20:31:35 +0000

If a member or guest of a member of Professional Treasure Hunter's Historical Society, BONE or Forum or a supporter YOU ARE INVITED T.D. Bunce (Tom) author of the newest treasure hunting sensation "Finder's Secrets of Success" will be doing a book signing at our Sunday Aug 9 shared picnic & 500+ silvers (including 100 Barber coins) metal detector hunt .Two members of the Professional Treasure Hunters Historical Society are Chapters in the book, my recommendation is on back cover and the author is a member and a friend too. Aug. 9 picnic & 500+ silvers (including 100 silver Barber dimes) hunt in Keene, NH by advance reservation to George Streeter and sponsored by the PTHHS and George Streeter. Tony Brongo the New England Whities Metal detector distributor will be representing Whites and again serving his famous Chill. Event limited to 50 & advance reservation only. All attending are asked to bring and share a salad, casserole, or a favorite beverage or desert. The picnic is free and hunt $25.00 each and 1/2 price for BONE workers for BONE 22 workers and volunteers. Space and attendance limited and all by advance (before Aug 1, 2015) to BONE, 307 main St., Marlborough, NH 03455

Advance Notice!!!

23rd Best O' North East = 6 days

6 day package includes 4 Natural Hunts Hobby show & 8 workshops, 4 meals and $5,000 seeded metal detector hunt

BONE Package price

BONE 23 Package 7/1/15 to 9/1/15 $300. each

BONE 23 Package 9/2/15 to 12/31/15 $350.

BONE 23 Package 1/1/16 to 4/1/16 is $400 each.

Cut off sign up is April 1, 2016

Natural Hunts $75 each x 4 = $300.00

Seeded hunt $125. each = $125

4 banquets @ $25. each= $100.00

Hobby show & workshops $10.00

Chinese Auction $20.00

Metal Detector of Choice raffle $10.00

Annual Early registering Discounts

$100 off & $300 for package before September of next BONE

$50 off & $350 for package when registering September to December

Registering in Year of BONE is $400 & cut off for all sales is April 1.

Jan 1 to April 1, 2016 (cut off date for signing up) $400.00 each

if I made a mistake somewhere, its old age, and please point out to me and I will correct later

Teknetics omega 8000

Anonymous — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 15:25:47 +0000

Hello all. I am a detectorist from the uk. I use the Omega 8000 and mainly search farmland. I'm looking for some general advice and tips on running this machine if anyone can help. There are not many users of the omega over here and I know from research it is much more popular in the U S. I have used minelabs for such a long time that I am now on a bit of a learning curve with teknetics machines. I will post some pictures of the finds I make here in the UK and hope you guys enjoy them.